Back in the day, before Zuck decided to rid the internet of fact checking, he only wanted to rid the internet of women’s nipples. Ahh, simpler times.

After seeing endless male nips all over Instagram and being exhausted by the hypocrisy, we got creative.

What’s weirder? Women’s nipples? Or animal ones?

Apparently still women’s but after being temporarily banned several times for… soliciting sex? We finally got perm banned from the gram.

Maybe it was the ‘fuck you instagram’ post border.